I went to take a crap but had to pee also. I’m sitting on the toilet and take out my phone to play some solitaire. I look down and realize my dick wasn’t in the toilet, it was resting on the edge of the bowl. My stream of piss had been going right into my pants the whole time.
The moral of the story is: don’t do that.
(via giggle)
5 years ago | 05:07pm
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